You know you're VERY preggo when...

1. You waddle everywhere.
2. Your fanny is growing at the same rate as your belly.
3. You can't reach your toes to paint them. (Good thing my hubby gives good pedicures!)
4. Your bladder is the size of a pea.
5. The silliest things make you want to cry (i.e., overcooking the porkchops).
6. You absolutely dread getting on the scale at the doctor's office.
7. You love spending your day staring at your squirming belly.
8. You're pretty darn tired all day from the mid-night trips to the bathroom.
9. Shaving your legs becomes a huge pain in the rear.
10. You're dying to get everything in the baby's room set up and perfectly organized.
11. Reality is beginning to sink in -- I'm about to be a mommy!
12. Your wedding ring is so tight that it's now a part of your body.
13. People look directly at your tummy instead of at your face.
14. Heart burn is your new best friend.
15. You would do anything for a back massage.
16. You can't wait to meet the little person inside of you!