You know you're newly married when...

• everything in your kitchen is brand new, from the microwave to the spatulas, thanks to all of the wonderful wedding gift givers.
• you get in little spats about how to organize all of the furniture in your new place.
• you're coming to terms with the fact that it's now "our" money.
• you want to be around each other every second because you're still in the honeymooner's stage.
• your weekends consist of trips to Target, Home Depot, Sam's Club, etc. to make your place feel as homey as possible.
• you are stressed to the max about having to change your name so many times and in so many places.
• you can look at your wedding pictures over and over again and never get tired of it.
• you still introduce yourself by your maiden name (and watch as your husband rolls his eyes at you).
• you're discovering all sorts of funny habits your spouse possesses, from his OCD tendencies to his picky eating (love you Gil).
• you have past due thank you cards that need to be sent out ASAP!